A few years ago, when my aging parents lived in our granny suite, they bought a brand new stereo because they could no longer hear the old one. The old one was an attractive little unit, complete with record player and 8-track, the same model Noah used on the Ark when he wanted a weather report. I was explaining to Mom and Dad how to set the digital clock and what an equalizer was for, when my son Jeffrey, who had been admiring the flashing lights, the 100-watt speakers, and the wire mesh covering them, said, “Um, Grandpa, you should put this thing in your will. I'd kinda like it.